This code (actually, code very much like it) made it through development and test (in a different team; we never make mistakes,) and worked beautifully.  In production, however, it was an utter failure.  It isn't difficult to spot the problem; can you?

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INSERT INTO BigFatTable (Name, Description, Time)
VALUES (@Name, @Description, @Time)
SELECT @Output = SCOPE_IDENTITY()
FROM BigFatTable

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//   Llywarch Moel
//      (aka Number 5)
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