It's a gray, rainy day here on the East Coast, and developmental editor Nancy Michell suggested some programming poetry to liven things up.

The rules are simple: just reply to this with your best 5-7-5 programming haiku. We'll even give you two to get started. This first one is titled "C#":

Just like C plus plus
With garbage collection and
Some more dot net stuff

We're also good with more general development haiku. This one is called "Deadline":

Damn damn damn damn damn
Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn
Why won’t you compile?

So during your next Jolt break, show us what you've got!