...well, not really (I'm not, at least), but there's a brand-new widget on this page that will help us speak to you in your language. Erwin's added a "Translate this page" box on the right side of this screen which will let you translate all of the text into one of 13 languages.

How did we do it? We used the Live Search Translator--you can translate specific paragraphs here, or add the same box to your own web site here. Enjoy!