From the "it's just silly enough to include as a Friday afternoon posting" files, I saw this pop up on MSN today.

English as a Second Language

Our correspondent can get by in several languages, but that has been of little use in Torino.

Rule #1 when traveling overseas: never assume your language will be spoken widely and that you will understood wherever you go.

Enjoy your weekend and the opening of the Olympics tonite, should you tune in.