I bust my knee this week and can hardly walk so I'd probably settle for being able to run like a girl at the moment.
He has a brain the size of a planet, some say he can hold his breath for 15 minutes, he is Time magazine's person of the year ..

Yes he might walk on water but I have to agree..

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(Bill if you are reading this please don't fire me - I'm still realising my potential)