Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Somebody@somewhere.else described me as having the social skills
of a thermonuclear device.
I don't remember the incident in question, but I'll have to accept
that it happened.
I have a very low tolerance for laziness.
If you come to me for help,
I expect you to have done your homework.
(Though I try to scale my expectations to your position.
If you're in a coding position then you had better know
how to use a debugger.
If you're in a testing position, then you had better know
at least how to install the debugger.
This is considered part of the standard skill set for a tester.)
But the absolute worst thing you can do is start a conversation by
saying, "Hey, Raymond, since you know everything,
can you do this for me...?"