Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Back in 1995, I was participating in a chat room on MSN
on the subject of device driver development.
One of the people in the chat room asked,
"Can I write a device driver in Visual Basic?"
"Windows 95 device drivers are typically written
in low-level languages such as C or even assembly language."
Undaunted, the person clarified:
"But I have Visual Basic Professional."