Holy cow, I wrote a book!
After the first Harry Potter movie came out,
I decided to come up with the
world's worst celebrity recasting of the American version of Harry Potter.
(Because as we all know, foreign movies don't do well in the States;
they have to be remade with an American cast.)
It's not so much a dream cast as maybe a nightmare.
Some of the choices are inspired; others are inspired lunacy.