Holy cow, I wrote a book!
The Mesa (Arizona) Police Department reminds us in a press release that
9-1-1 is for emergencies, and the inability to watch Jay Leno
due to a power outage does not qualify as an emergency.
(Noting, because everybody else will, that this is not the same as
the unconfirmed of the woman who
called 9-1-1 for a cheeseburger emergency.)
Update: First link appears to be dead.
A snippet of the article can be found
here; search for "Mesa Police".
First link repaired thanks to