Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Perhaps you've seen this quote attributed to Albert Einstein:
As a young man, my fondest dream was to become a geographer.
However, while working in the Customs Office,
I thought deeply about the matter and concluded
that it was far too difficult a subject.
With some reluctance, I then turned to physics as an alternative.
Well, it's a fake.
The original research and debunking
came from Jerry Dobson,
then was picked up (with extensive excerpts—recommended) by
Regret the Error,
which is where I found it.