Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Miss America Pageant
struggles for survival tomorrow.
And what makes it different from Donald Trump's
Miss USA and
Miss Universe is the talent competition.
Miss World also has a talent competition,
but nobody in the United States
pays any attention to Miss World,
probably because of the aforementioned Donald Trump.)
It's not that I go out of my way to watch these pageants,
but if it's convenient, a bunch of us will get together to enjoy
During the opening parade of the Miss Universe pageant,
we scream in horror at the hideous national costumes or the unflattering
During the swimsuit Lifestyle and Fitness competition
(Whom do they think they're kidding?)
the women play the game
(I recuse myself from that game citing lack of expertise.)
But my favorite part is always the talent competition.
The talents are mostly musical, primarily singing, with a decent amount
of instrumental performance—I enjoy these,
particularly the instrumental ones, since I actually know something
about the subject.
The ones that aren't musical are dancing—I'm not particularly
knowledgeable about dance and usually don't know what to make of the
Extremely rarely you'll encounter a dramatic reading
(which to me feels like a cheat).
As accomplished as the contestants are, these talents all feel kind
(Indeed, back in the Regency era,
was used to refer to proficiency at these sorts of talents,
and it was an open secret
that the reason for developing these skills was simply to secure
But where are the real talents?
If only we had contestants demonstrating other talents like
chicken plucking, or
Then again, maybe those things are really skills rather than talents.