In Scotland, a 24-year-old woman got married for the fourth time. The first three ended under unusual circumstances. Let's see, for starters, marriage number one ended when her husband ran off to marry her mom, and the woman even served as a bridesmaid at her mother's wedding. Oh, and a musical thong was also involved.

When I read this article, I thought, "Certainly the UK has a counterpart to The Jerry Springer Show, doesn't it?" It appears that I am not disappointed.