Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Internet Explorer 3 came with
the IRC client
a product from the research division.
And it's not surprising that a program as goofy as Comic Chat
would put something goofy in the default profile.
If you didn't set a profile when you created your character,
it defaulted to
"This person is too lazy to create a profile entry."
Of course, it wasn't long before people complained that
the text was snotty.
So much for trying to be funny.