Holy cow, I wrote a book!
another entry in the extremely sporadic series of
food products that are offenses against nature.
Today it's the incorrectly-punctuated
Bisquick Shake 'n Pour.
For people for whom adding a half cup of milk and one egg to
two cups of
is too complicated,
now they've even dehydrated the milk and egg
and pre-measured the mix,
so all you need to do is add a measured amount of water.
Because you know,
cracking an egg is so time-consuming.
who tips me off to all the foods that are offenses against nature
let me know by email that even she,
mother to a three-week-old baby,
was able to somehow pull it together
and measure out the milk and crack the egg.
"Oh wait," she corrected herself.
"I made the pancakes from scratch."