Holy cow, I wrote a book!
You've seen it, I'm sure.
People walking down the street talking to themselves.
Crazy or cellphone?
What really gets me are the people who
wear the headsets
even when they aren't talking on the telephone,
but rather in anticipation of receiving
a telephone call.
To those people, I have this to say to you:
You're not that important.
Get over yourself.
I remember a few years ago, I was in Los Angeles attending a
little party and got a ride home
from somebody who was heading my way.
We got in the car, and she put on her headset
before putting the car in gear.
It was a half-hour drive.
No telephone call.