I may regret this, but here's something new: A caption contest. One of my colleagues saw this picture on a company's Web site.

Pinball machine with flipper about to strike ball.

The original caption for this picture was something like Join our affiliate program or Score big with our affiliate program. Your mission is to come up with something funnier. Here are some ideas to get you started:

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Now it's your turn. Keep it friendly.