Holy cow, I wrote a book!
I remember reading a story about the history of fortune cookie
fortunes, and how the pool of fortunes has been getting smaller
because people keep complaining about them.
In the article, they gave as an example that the fortune
"You will meet a stranger" was removed from the fortune library
because somebody complained that it was too scary.
The effects of this trend toward meaningless fortunes continue to be felt.
A few years ago, I opened a fortune cookie and looked at the slip
of paper inside.
It read simply