Here's another sentence that's so loaded with buzzwords and buzzphrases I'm not sure what language it's written in.

I just want to have creative control over how my audience can interact with me without resorting to complex hacking in a way that is easy to explain but ups our blogging audiences sats to a new level that may also stimulate a developer ecosytem that breeds quality innovation...

The ellipses are in the original, if that helps any.

The scary thing is: The person who wrote this isn't even a manager.