Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Some time ago,
I was visiting a family with small children,
and I found the two-year-old
middle child with a marker in her hand suspiciously
close to some fresh marks on the living room couch.
The following conversation ensued:
"Who drew on the couch?"
— My older sister.
"Your older sister isn't home."
— The baby.
"The baby can't reach this."
— The dog.
"You don't have a dog."