Holy cow, I wrote a book!
I didn't participate in the reading of the seventh grade essays,
but I did get some of the more entertaining sentences from that batch.
As you may recall, the topic was to describe the qualities you
consider to be those which make someone an adult.
Students were given 90 minutes, plus one additional hour upon request,
equipped only with paper and pencil.
Remember, these are just the funny sentences/excerpts.
Do not assume that all students write like this.
Better get your butt in gear
Let me tell you about my parents
How'd they get that way?
I've included more context; that may make the game a bit easier.
And just to show that seventh graders are also capable of good writing: