Holy cow, I wrote a book!
A conversation between two friends of mine.
Friend 1: Here's the fifteen dollars I owe you.
Oh wait, I only have a twenty.
Do you have a five?
Friend 2: I don't carry cash.
Everybody takes credit cards.
Friend 1: I don't take credit cards.
In my imagination, Friend 1 would have responded
to "Everybody takes credit cards" with
"Well, in that case, here ya go.
Put it on my credit card."
(The title is a tag line from a Visa credit card advertising campaign
from years past.)