Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Best of Craig's List.
Now we have
Tweeting Too Hard,
"where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve."
The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow
don't see me when I'm at home with my wife.
Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?
How was it I got
invite to last yrs White House Xmas party when Bush was prez;
and nothing this year?
I guess I must try harder 2 be fab.