Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Once again, it's time for Raymond to come up with an absurd, arbitrary criterion for filling out his NCAA bracket.
This year, we go to the well-known dispute arbiter Google Fight. The criterion is the number of Google hits for the quoted phrase "%s basketball", divided by the school's seed. (I would have used Bing hits, except Bing's numbers are highly erratic. Only 291 hits for "Arkansas-Pine Bluff basketball"? The results may be more meaningful, but I'm not looking for meaningful results; I'm looking for numbers I can plug into my bracket-o-matic.)
Once the field has been narrowed to eight teams, the results are determined by a coin flip.
Update: