Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Many years ago, one of my colleagues (who happens to be an
avid outdoorsy person with a dry sense of humor)
assembled a small group of people to
take a long weekend hike
along the Capa Alava Trail
north along the Pacific coast.
As we gathered in the parking lot midday Friday
with our backpacking gear,
another of our colleagues (whom I will call "Mary")
walked past and the following
Mary: "Hey, where ya goin'? (joking) That way I can call Search and Rescue
if I don't see you on Monday."
Bob: "We're heading out to Lake Ozette."
Mary: "Cool, where's Lake Ozette?"
Bob: "That's okay, Search and Rescue knows where it is."