Sharktopus: Half-shark. Half-octopus. All-killer.

I am not making that up.

The Web site is sharktopusmovie.com, presumably because sharktopus.com was already taken. I am not making that up.

I guess they wanted to ride the coattails of Megashark vs. Giant Octopus?

Even more disturbing discovery: Megashark vs. Giant Octopus has a sequel: Megashark versus Crocosaurus.

One of my colleagues says that he's going to wait for the sequel: Sharktopuses on a Plane.