Holy cow, I wrote a book!
My niece wanted to play my piano,
I asked her to wash her hands.
She said, "I don't need that, I have Magic Soap,"
and she produced a bottle of hand sanitizer.
Um, the purpose
of washing your hands isn't so the piano doesn't get sick.
My piano-instructor cousin-in-law
tells me that her young students often say,
"My hands are not dirty.
They are just a little sticky because I just ate a chocolate
muffin on my way here.
I don't think I need to wash my hands.
Why do you always ask me to wash my hands before the piano lesson?"