Holy cow, I wrote a book!
One year I decided to dress as a nerd for Hallowe'en.
I took an old pair of glasses with large lenses,
"repaired" it with some masking tape,
and combined it with
a plaid dress shirt with a pocket protector
and courduroy pants that were too short.
Nobody at work realized I was wearing a costume.
The best Hallowe'en work costume I saw was someone who came dressed
as a Christmas tree.
Complete with Christmas lights.
She had to make sure to stand near an electrical outlet
so she could plug herself in.
I wish I had a picture:
One of my friends spotted somebody at a work Hallowe'en party
dressed as Bill Gates.
But not the Bill Gates of today.
He was dressed as
Bill Gates from the arrest photo.