A colleague of mine forwarded me some status mail from his team's internal bug push. (This is a push to fix bugs, not a push to introduce new bugs.) Apparently, one of the ways the developers lifted the tension was to discover some new Chuck Norris Facts, two of which were shared in the status mail:

Chuck facts today:

Happy birthday, Chuck!

(Remember, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.)

Bonus: Google-internal Chuck Norris facts.