Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Turns out this happens a lot at Microsoft.
One of my friends said that one of his coworkers
used a small heater in her office to keep warm.
On the other hand, his office always ran warm
because of all the computers in it.
They hit upon a simple solution to both problems:
"Now she's using a 12 core/24 thread space heater that's a lot
quieter than her old one."
At one point in time, I had a large number of computers in my office,
including an Itanium prototype.
(You knew it was a prototype because it contained
The thing generated a lot of heat.
My friend across the hall, on the other hand,
had a cold office.
With some help from colleagues,
we moved the Itanium across the hall.
Two problems solved.