Holy cow, I wrote a book!
I dreamed that Costco
announced that they were closing for the
Mayan apocalypse and would reopen two weeks later.
Not because they believed in it.
Rather, because that was their estimate as to how long
it would take people to get through their stockpiles
and be ready to go shopping again.
Curiously, I had this dream several weeks after
the apocalypse date had passed.