Holy cow, I wrote a book!
Consider the following batch file which tries to decide
whether we are in the first or second half of the calendar year.
(Assume US-English locale settings.)
if %DATE:~4,2% LEQ 6 (
echo First half
) else (
echo Second Half
This works great,
except that it reports that August and September are in the
first half of the year.
What the heck?
Have the laws of mathematics broken down?
var CambridgeMA = [ 02138, 02139, 02140, 02141, 02142, 02238 ];
But when you try to use the array,
you discover that
half of the numbers got corrupted!
2138 2139 1120 1121 1122 2238
Are space aliens corrupting my data?
Here's a clue.
If you try to calculate the next month in a batch file
set /a NEXTMONTH=%DATE:~4,2%+1
the script generates the following error in August and September:
Invalid number. Numeric constants are either decimal (17),
hexadecimal (0x11), or octal (021).
The answer is that pesky leading zero.
(August is month 08 and September is month 09.)
Remember octal? I don't.
The architectural design of the PDP-8
and other processors of the era made
octal a convenient notation for representing values.
(This octal-centricness can also be seen in the instruction
set of the 8008 processor, which led to the 8080,
which led to the 8086, which led to the x86, which led to the x64,
and you can still see the octal encoding in the so-called ModR/M and
The B language permitted octal constants to be expressed
by prefixing them with a zero.
For example, 010 represented the decimal value 8.
This syntax was carried forward into the C language,
and from there to every C-inspired language or language
designed by people who imprinted on C.
Nowadays, octal is very rarely used, and as a result,
the ability to create an octal constant by inserting a leading
zero is now a curse rather than a helpful feature.
Now I can tell a joke:
My brokerage firm apparently has difficulty printing decimal values
on their statements, because a value like "30.038" ends up being
printed as "30. 38". I suspect that their reporting program
has a function like this:
void PrintThousandths(unsigned n)
printf("%d.%3d", n / 1000, n % 1000);
One of my colleagues imagined what the code review must have
n / 1000, n % 1000);
[reviewer] Change %03d to %3d,
because %03d will print the result in octal.
n / 1000, n % 1000);