Holy cow, I wrote a book!
In what was sure to have been a stunning surprise,
first annual Commissioner Bud Selig Leadership Award
was given out.
And the winner was...
Allan H. "Bud" Selig!
I wonder who will win next year.
Or who will win the Bud Selig Lifetime Achievement Award.
Perhaps just to save time, they will name Bud Selig
the Bud Selig Leadership Award Recipient For Life.