Holy cow, I wrote a book!
November 13, 2014
November 14, 2014,
Saint Paul, Minnesota will be the home to
which bills itself as
"the premier technology conference for Notepad.exe users
and text enthusiasts."
I'm still not sure
whom Microsoft will send to the conference,
but maybe that person could give a talk on how you can
use Notepad to take down the entire Internet.
Update: The conference has been rescheduled
to Friday the 14th.