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    Eventually, we may find out where notes eight through twelve came from

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    CBC Radio's Tom Allen investigates the origin of the opening four notes of the classic Star Trek theme. He traces it to the opening of Mahler's First Symphony, then further back to Brahms's Second Symphony and Beethoven's Fourth Symphony.

    In college, one of my classmates (the same one that is now the conductor of an orchestra) identified the source of the trumpet fanfare in the Star Trek theme, also known as notes five through seven: Mahler's Seventh Symphony. Skip to timecode 11:05.

    Eventually, we may find out where notes eight through twelve came from. If the trend keeps up, we may discover that it came from yet another Mahler symphony.

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    Even if you're the President, your mother still has the power to embarrass you

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    Last year, in honor of Mother's Day (the United States version), the John F. Kennedy Library shared a letter sent by President Kennedy to his mother.

    Mrs. Kennedy had contacted Premier Khrushchev asking for an autographed photo, copies of which were subsequently forwarded to the White House so that the President could sign them as well. President Kennedy tries to express in the politest language he can muster that the mother of a sitting president directly contacting a foreign dignitary is "subject to interpretations", and that in the future, it would be greatly appreciated if she would let the White House clear any future such contacts.

    It so happened that this particular letter-writing incident occurred very close to the Cuban Missile Crisis. I can imagine President Kennedy burying his hand in his face upon realizing that his mother may have inadvertently exacerbated a major international crisis, just by doing what moms do.

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    Raymond's house rules for Easter Egg Hunts

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    One of my colleagues frustrates his family by hiding the eggs for the annual Egg Hunt way too well. "Apparently, drawers and freezers are out of bounds in the traditional egg hunt."

    Here are my house rules for Easter Egg Hunts:

    • All eggs must be hidden within the implied egg-hiding area. No sneaky outliers.
    • All eggs must be at least partially observable by egg-hunters without disturbing anything. No hiding in drawers or under flowerpots, or putting them on top of a tall piece of furniture that a shorter egg-hunter cannot see.
    • However, you may still have to work to see them. They might be behind a sofa or placed above eye level. For example, you might find an egg tucked between the slats of horizontal blinds.

    Personally, I like to hide eggs in plain sight. It's surprising how long it can take somebody to find a yellow egg resting brazenly on the lap of a yellow teddy bear.

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    The gradual erosion of the car trip experience, part 2

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    When I learned that my nieces were heading out on a road trip, I asked, "Are you going to sing songs?"

    My eldest niece looked at me as if I were from Mars, then replied, "No, we bring electronics."

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    Different senses of scale create different travel expectations

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    A friend of mine had a business meeting near London, and he decided to extend it to a tour of Scotland and England once the meetings were over. (This is the same friend who took me on the emergency vacation many years ago.) His plan was to rent a car early one morning and drive from the meeting location all the way up to Aberdeen at one go, then slowly work his way back south, enjoying the sights along the way.

    He sanity-checked his plan against his colleagues from Great Britain. "I looked it up on multiple online mapping sites, and they all say that the trip from London to Aberdeen is doable in a day. I take motorway X, then Y, then Z. Does this make sense to you?"

    Every single one of his colleagues said, "Oh, no. You can't do it in a day. You should budget two days travel time."

    My colleague was curious. Is the motorway really congested?

    "Not particularly."

    Is the road unusually difficult to navigate, or is the road in poor condition? Something that would prevent me from traveling at the posted speed limit?

    "No, the roads are just fine, and driving is straightforward."

    He asked several other questions trying to find out what it was about the trip that required it to take two days. Is there something funny at the England/Scotland border that takes a long time? Do I have to cross a mountain or something?

    "It just can't be done in one day."

    My colleague concluded that it was simply in the mindset of the locals that driving that far in one day is Just Not Done. There is nothing physically preventing it, but it is considered to be highly unusual.

    As I recall, he ultimately executed his plan without incident. I wonder if the other drivers on the road looked at him funny.

    Bonus story: Another friend of mine was staying in Reading, and he decided to take a weekend excursion to Wales. He pulled out the map, calculated how long it would take him, and noted that the map indicated that there were mountains that he needed to cross to reach his destination.

    He set out with what he thought was plenty of time to spare, but it started getting late, and he still needed to cross the mountains, and he was concerned that the people in Wales would start worrying when he didn't show up.

    And then he reached his destination.

    He drove over the mountains without even realizing it.

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    When visitors to the United States underestimate the size of the country

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    A friend of mine who is from Lebanon (but now lives in Seattle) invited his grandmother to come visit for the summer. When she arrived, he asked her, "Grandma, is there anywhere in particular you would like to visit?"

    His grandmother replied, "I'd like go to to Washington, DC."

    "Okay, Grandma. Let me buy some plane tickets."

    "No, let's drive."

    "You want to drive all the way to Washington, DC? Here, let me show you on a map how far away it is."

    Grandma replied, "Let's do it."

    My friend said, "Okay, Grandma, we're going on a road trip!" He got the rest of the family on board with the plan, packed up the car, and set out early one morning for their cross-country trip.

    By the end of the day, they had made it as far as Idaho, where they stopped for the night. I assume that they made plenty of stops along the way because (1) part of the point of a road trip is to enjoy the things along the way, and (2) Grandma.

    Grandma asked, "Is this Washington, DC?"

    "No, Grandma. Washington, DC is still very far away. Here, let me show you on the map where we are."

    Grandma was unconvinced. "If you'd only stop and ask for directions, we would have been there by now." Grandma was certain that the only reason they were driving all day was that her grandson was lost and stupidly driving in circles, and if he only had driven in the right direction, they'd be there by now.

    Grandma's reference for distance was Lebanon, which is a relatively small country. You can drive from the northern tip of the country to the southern tip in a day. The United States is a bit bigger than that.

    A related story was when my parents in New Jersey hosted some friends from Japan. The first excursion they took was to New York City, a convenient train ride away. For their second trip, they said, "How about today we drive to Chicago?"

    Third story.

    Please share any funny stories about geographic blindness in your home country.

    (This was supposed to be posted on Geography Awareness Week but I messed up.)

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    Raymond's highly scientific predictions for the 2014 NCAA men's basketball tournament

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    Once again, it's time for Raymond to come up with an absurd, arbitrary criterion for filling out his NCAA bracket.

    This year, I look at the number of followers of of the basketball team's official Twitter account, or one tenth of the number of followers of the school's athletic department if the school's basketball team does not have its own dedicated Twitter account. The fraction 1/10 is completely arbitrary, but that's what makes this algorithm highly scientific. And yes, counting fans also includes people who hatewatch the team. I accept this, because if a lot of people hate a team, it's probably because they're "too good."

    This works similarly to last year's algorithm based on Facebook Likes, but now I'm using Twitter because Facebook is for old people. That may be why last year's predictions were so awful.

    Once the field has been narrowed to four teams, the results are determined by a coin flip. (I should be doing this when the field reduced to eight teams rather than four, but I've been doing it wrong for so long, it's now a tradition. Also: highly scientific.)


    Opening Round Games

    NC State(23,060a) NC State
    (2,306)
    Xavier(6,394a)
    Albany(3,969a) Mount St Mary's
    (942)
    Mount St Mary's(942)
    Iowa(34,643) Iowa
    (34,643)
    Tennessee(33,945)
    Cal Poly(777) Cal Poly
    (777)
    Texas Southern(1,551a)

    Group 1

    1Florida(16,048) Florida
    (16,048)
    Florida
    (16,048)
    Florida
    (16,048)
    Kansas
    (71,239)
    16Mount St Mary's(942)
    8Colorado(9,395) Colorado
    (9,395)
    9Pittsburgh(5,661)
    5VCU(10,966a) SF Austin
    (1,387)
    UCLA
    (13,052)
    12SF Austin(1,387)
    4UCLA(13,052) UCLA
    (13,052)
    13Tulsa(1,512)
    6Ohio State(35,574) Ohio State
    (35,574)
    Syracuse
    (41,327)
    Kansas
    (71,239)
    11Dayton(7,612)
    3Syracuse(41,327) Syracuse
    (41,327)
    14Western Michigan(351)
    7New Mexico(17,182a) Stanford
    (4,886)
    Kansas
    (71,239)
    10Stanford(4,886)
    2Kansas(71,239) Kansas
    (71,239)
    15Eastern Kentucky(1,741)

    Group 2

    1Arizona(17,523) Arizona
    (17,523)
    Arizona
    (17,523)
    Arizona
    (17,523)
    Wisconsin
    (30,913)
    16Weber State(3,365a)
    8Gonzaga(9,559) Oklahoma State
    (14,271)
    9Oklahoma State(14,271)
    5Oklahoma(15,869) Oklahoma
    (15,869)
    Oklahoma
    (15,869)
    12North Dakota State(1,538)
    4San Diego State(13,813a) San Diego State
    (1,381)
    13New Mexico State(4,510a)
    6Baylor(18,310) Nebraska
    (18,484)
    Nebraska
    (18,484)
    Wisconsin
    (30,913)
    11Nebraska(18,484)
    3Creighton(13,585) Creighton
    (13,585)
    14Louisiana-Lafayette(909)
    7Oregon(15,640) Oregon
    (15,640)
    Wisconsin
    (30,913)
    10BYU(12,953)
    2Wisconsin(30,913) Wisconsin
    (30,913)
    15American(1,629)

    Group 3

    1Virginia(8,022) Virginia
    (8,022)
    Memphis
    (35,231)
    Michigan State
    (63,034)
    North Carolina
    (153,062)
    16Coastal Carolina(4,763)
    8Memphis(35,231) Memphis
    (35,231)
    9George Washington(2,811)
    5Cincinnati(15,545) Cincinnati
    (15,545)
    Michigan State
    (63,034)
    12Harvard(3,059)
    4Michigan State(63,034) Michigan State
    (63,034)
    13Delaware(9,419)
    6North Carolina(153,062) North Carolina
    (153,062)
    North Carolina
    (153,062)
    North Carolina
    (153,062)
    11Providence(9,413a)
    3Iowa State(26,881) Iowa State
    (26,881)
    14North Carolina Central(868)
    7Connecticut(10,417) Connecticut
    (10,417)
    Connecticut
    (10,417)
    10St Joseph's(2,608)
    2Villanova(3,574) Villanova
    (3,574)
    15Milwaukee(3,719a)

    Group 4

    1Wichita State(15,957) Wichita State
    (15,957)
    Kentucky
    (62,164)
    Kentucky
    (62,164)
    Duke
    (102,300)
    16Cal Poly(777)
    8Kentucky(62,164) Kentucky
    (62,164)
    9Kansas State(445)
    5Saint Louis(6,604) Saint Louis
    (6,604)
    Louisville
    (14,844)
    12NC State(23,060a)
    4Louisville(14,844) Louisville
    (14,844)
    13Manhattan(3,290)
    6Massachusetts(5,863) Iowa
    (34,643)
    Duke
    (102,300)
    Duke
    (102,300)
    11Iowa(34,643)
    3Duke(102,300) Duke
    (102,300)
    14Mercer(2,749a)
    7Texas(14,097) Texas
    (14,097)
    Michigan
    (96,095)
    10Arizona State(4,941)
    2Michigan(96,095) Michigan
    (96,095)
    15Wofford(945)

    Finals

    Kansas(3) Kansas
    (3)
    Kansas
    (3)
    North Carolina(2)
    Wisconsin(1) Wisconsin
    (1)
    Duke(0)

    Oh, and if you need some advice on how to fill out your bracket, you can watch Slate's Mike Pesca fill out his. Okay, maybe he's not giving advice, so the whole if/then thing was a bit of a lie. Chris Wilson has actual advice.

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    On live performances of Star Trek

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    Spock's Brain is generally considered to be the worst episode of Star Trek. That may be why in 2009 Mike Carano decided to perform it as a theatrical production. Here is the opening scene, and here's Carano talking about the show's genesis. In the second video, skip ahead to 2:40 to see more clips from the show, or go to 4:35 for the fight scene.

    Whereas Carano played the show for laughs, the folks at Atomic Arts in Portland (yes, that Portland) played it straight for their Trek in the Park series, but they still get laughs because Star Trek.

    2009 Amok Time
    2010 Space Seed
    2011 Mirror, Mirror
    2012 A Journey to Babel
    2013 The Trouble with Tribbles

    And yes, when the Enterprise is hit, everybody jerks to the left or right, even the unconscious bodies in sickbay.

    Their five-year mission complete, the Atomic Arts folks are unloading their larger set pieces, so if you always wanted a pair of sickbay beds that can pump Vulcan blood, well now you know where to go.

    But just because Trek in the Park is over doesn't mean you should give up on Star Trek live in the park yet. Seattle arts group Hello Earth Productions continues to stage Star Trek episodes in public parks under the name Outdoor Trek. Hello Earth aims for a more creative interpretation rather than trying to do a perfect impersonation of the original.

    2010 The Naked Time
    2011 This Side of Paradise
    2012 (hiatus)
    2013 Devil in the Dark (bonus Horta content)
    2014 Mirror, Mirror

    They are currently holding auditions for Mirror, Mirror.

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    Why Johnny can't read music

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    In the book He Bear, She Bear, the musical instrument identified as a tuba is clearly a sousaphone.

    (For those who are wondering what the title has to do with the topic of musical instrument identification: It's a reference to the classic book Why Johnny Can't Read.)

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    What two-year-olds think about when they are placed in time-out

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    My niece (two years old at the time) was put in the corner as punishment for some sort of misdeed. At the expiration of her punishment, her grandfather returned and asked her, "你乖唔乖?" (Are you going to be nice?)

    She cheerfully replied, "仲未乖!" (Still naughty!)

    In an unrelated incident, one of my honorary nieces was being similarly punished. She told her aunt who was passing nearby, "In a little while, my daddy is going to ask me if I'm sorry. I'm not really sorry, but I'm going to say that I am."

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