So in Part II of this article I had created a View so that I could then create an index on this view to see if that was going to give me the expected results. I did create the view, but not the index. So you probably already know. These columns are non-deterministic and as a result the create index statement...

I am calling this Part I because I know I still have some more details to discover about something I learned today. Not sure I fully understand it right now, but by the time I get to Part N, I am confident I will know way to much about the subject. I am not going to spill all the details out right now...