I haven't posted anything "fun" for a while. Here's another of my little parody songs.
Based on Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun"
Programs to Run
My friend the program leadCan't even code in VBI can't afford his bloatSo I'm stuck here fixing his tree
I don't have profile runsI don't have diddly squatI just wish they had a goalIt's not like I ask a lot
I've got programs to runGotta tell everyoneTo speed them up
I'm gonna tell them that:
I've got no-one to blamefor every function that's lameI'll speed it up
I've got a crummy testIt don't help near enoughTo find the things it takesTo fix these these bugs they're so tough
Every time I turn aroundThe space goes up, the speed is downSurely if they only knewThey wouldn't act the way they do?I think I'm going crazy too!
Don't have no testing suiteBut I'm still the king of speedYou've got to ship worldwide, but babyI'm the one with goals to meet
I've got programs to runGot my profiler setSo I can rock on