http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspxI thought this fit the mood given our current state of politics... I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that theen-USTelligent Evolution Platform Developer Build (Build: 5.6.50428.7875)http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#9687189Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:46:13 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:9687189 Being Scott Densmore An open letter to the jury | Wood TV Stand<p>PingBack from <a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://woodtvstand.info/story.php?id=87242">http://woodtvstand.info/story.php?id=87242</a></p> <img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=9687189" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251990Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:52:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251990Tim ShakarianThis is Fargin War!<div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251990" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251974Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:26:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251974Scott DockendorfJohnny Dangerously!<div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251974" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251969Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:12:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251969Brian ButtonDutch: It's an .88 Magnum. <br>Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.<div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251969" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251967Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:08:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251967Scott DensmoreMy mother called me that once... once!<div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251967" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251963Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:04:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251963Peter ProvostIf a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?! <br> <br>That's a fargin' trick question! <br><div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251963" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251962Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:03:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251962Peter ProvostAhhh good ol' Fast Times... not the right answer but it made me think of this one: <br> <br>Jeff Spicoli: &quot;Aloha Mr Hand.&quot;<div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251962" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251961Wed, 03 Nov 2004 23:02:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251961Scott Densmore&quot;Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?&quot;<div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251961" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251955Wed, 03 Nov 2004 22:56:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251955Darren NeimkeFast Times at Ridgemont High?<div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251955" width="1" height="1">http://blogs.msdn.com/b/scottdensmore/archive/2004/11/03/251942.aspx#251949Wed, 03 Nov 2004 22:48:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:251949Lori MI do. &quot;Did you know your last name is an adverb?&quot; <br> <br><a target="_new" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087507/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087507/</a><div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=251949" width="1" height="1">