My handwriting looks like this too, so why don't I have a bodyguard and a jet? (kidding) Oh, and...I'll be seeing my favorite material girl yet again at Dodger Stadium in LA on Nov 6th - text me if you are around that night.
BTW...this is a pretty cool site showing HardRock memorabilia using the just released Silverlight 2. If you are trying to keep up (and learn) what's new then Tim Heuer's blog is a great place to start. Also MVP, Shawn Wildermuth is offering up a great Silverlight class in San Diego on Nov 3rd through Nov 5th.
Hard Rock Memorabilia