I posted these to Joel Oleson's MSDN blog, but since he's moving the blog, I didn't want to lose them.

Uber-nerd SharePoint versions of Star Wars lines:

• These aren't the content databases you are looking for. (compliments Eric Charran)
• If you only knew the power of the stsadm -o installfeature -force.
• There will be a substantial reward to the Site Collection Admin that finds the deleted document, but I want it restored, no disintegration's!
• What is thy bidding, my Master page?
• Search your index, you know it to be true.

Enjoy!