• My Name is Thayer. I am 3 Years Old

    Why the Don't-Walk Signal is a Red Hand

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    There was a man who was standing in the road and trying to cross. He held his hand up and said, “Stop! Stop!” but the cars wouldn’t stop, and one of them went by and blew off his hand and it blew away and landed on the top of a...
  • My Name is Thayer. I am 3 Years Old

    Mommy in the Grass

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    I told Mommy, “Don’t go in the grass, don’t go there,” but she did and she went, “AAAA!!” because there was a wolf in there. Then she went into the woods, but she came back home and she brought a deer with her...
  • My Name is Thayer. I am 3 Years Old

    Return of the Giant Corn Dog

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    Come on, Daddy. We’re going on a roller coaster. This is what we have to do. You stand by the closet and say, “Hey, kids, hurry up! All aboard the Wild Blimp ride! Get in line and wait your turn!” And then we go in...
  • My Name is Thayer. I am 3 Years Old

    When I Was a Plant

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    When I was a plant, Daddy put me in the ground and covered me up and gave me a lot of water. I grew and grew and grew, and I popped out of the ground and I was all green. Then, the Garden Man came along with a hose and sprayed me and went “pssssshhhh...
  • My Name is Thayer. I am 3 Years Old

    In the Tub

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    “Daddy, what kind of a boat is this?” “It's an ark.” “An ark?” “Yup.” “Like an ark-cordian?” “Uh....” “Or an aardv-ark-cordian?” “Uh....”...
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