This is just broken, but broken times call for broken measures. I'm stuck on PSH V1 for reasons best left unmentioned (or maybe it's unmentionable reasons.) To run remote commands, I don't have remoting at my disposal - I'm stuck with SysInternal's PSExec.exe.
As shown in Lee Holmes' blog, you have to perform some hackosity to run a script remotely:
\\path\to\psexec.exe \\computerName cmd /c "echo . | powershell \\path\to\script.ps1"
This means you can't use PSExec.exe's -c option to copy the file over, so you have to manually copy the script over.
Here's my 'solution' (to use the term exceptionally loosely):
echo @"@echo off && copy /y %~f0 %~f0.ps1 >NUL 2>&1echo . | powershell -nologo -noprofile %~f0.ps1 %*del /f /q %0.ps1 >NUL 2>&1 && exit /b 0"@ | out-null;$args = [Environment]::GetCommandLineArgs();$scriptName = $args;$args = $args[4..($args.Count - 1)];
"rest of script goes here"$scriptname$args
Yeah. Hack-n-slash scripting.