If so,

A. I am a little worried about you, because that is lame.

B. You are in luck!

TechReady (Microsoft's conference for technical staff like evangelists, support, technical sales, etc...) was in Seattle a few weeks ago. There is a certification test center and study hall at the event, jointly offered by the internal training group that puts on the event, MIcrosoft Learning, and Pearson VUE. It is fun. I have been the last few years, because my first job in Microsoft Learning was focused on employees and certification. OK. On to the info, for lack of which, you haven't been able to sleep at night:

Number of exams taken by Microsoft employees during the four day event: 1,199.

Top 10 most popular exams taken (Vista, WIndows Server 2003, and Sharepoint were the big hits):

070-620

TS: Configuring Windows Vista Client

070-631

TS: Configuring Microsoft® Windows® SharePoint® Services 3.0

070-630

TS: Configuring Microsoft® Office SharePoint® Server 2007

070-290

Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft® Windows Server 2003 Environment

070-291

Implementing, Managing, and Maintaining a Microsoft® Windows® Server 2003 Network Infrastructure

070-235

TS: Developing Business Process and Integration Solutions by Using Microsoft® BizTalk® Server 2006

070-292

Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft® Windows® Server 2003 Environment for an MCSA Certified on Windows 2000

070-431

TS: Microsoft® SQL Server 2005 - Implementation and Maintenance

070-296

Planning, Implementing, and Maintaining a Microsoft® Windows® Server 2003 Environment for an MCSE Certified on Windows 2000