A. I am a little worried about you, because that is lame.
B. You are in luck!
TechReady (Microsoft's conference for technical staff like evangelists, support, technical sales, etc...) was in Seattle a few weeks ago. There is a certification test center and study hall at the event, jointly offered by the internal training group that puts on the event, MIcrosoft Learning, and Pearson VUE. It is fun. I have been the last few years, because my first job in Microsoft Learning was focused on employees and certification. OK. On to the info, for lack of which, you haven't been able to sleep at night:
Number of exams taken by Microsoft employees during the four day event: 1,199.
Top 10 most popular exams taken (Vista, WIndows Server 2003, and Sharepoint were the big hits):
TS: Configuring Windows Vista Client
TS: Configuring Microsoft® Windows® SharePoint® Services 3.0
TS: Configuring Microsoft® Office SharePoint® Server 2007
Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft® Windows Server 2003 Environment
Implementing, Managing, and Maintaining a Microsoft® Windows® Server 2003 Network Infrastructure
TS: Developing Business Process and Integration Solutions by Using Microsoft® BizTalk® Server 2006
Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft® Windows® Server 2003 Environment for an MCSA Certified on Windows 2000
TS: Microsoft® SQL Server 2005 - Implementation and Maintenance
Planning, Implementing, and Maintaining a Microsoft® Windows® Server 2003 Environment for an MCSE Certified on Windows 2000