I have a cardboard box of the "Certified Geek" baseball hats in my office, awaiting shipment to a community member in Peru, Jesús Enrique Gonzales Azcarate. I had scrawled "for Jesus" on the side so I'd remember what was what, and when my friend Ken just walked in, he looked at the box, and looked at me, and said "Hats for Jesus?" and I thought that was funny.

In related news, I never heard from the genius who suggested the "I am. You're not." hat (Dave (UK)?) or the "Chuck Norris" hat (was that Dave UK, too?) or the "Smart As*" hat (AdamV?). Send me your mailing address, please. And if you're reading this, Alice and Liza, send me your addresses, too.