"So, a booth babe and a geek walk in to a bar..."

It's up to $71.00, now, that bologna sandwich I've been sweatin' . These Microsoft high-rollers are out of my league! Take your sandwich, man. I'm out. Sidebar: I'm still in for the corvette.

I'm on the organizing committee for the inaugural Microsoft Giving Campaign bridge tournament, and that is the slogan I proposed we use to promote the event. The rest of the organizing committee was less inclined than I to offend most of Microsoft's game...

I'd like to tell you a few things that I think are fun things to know about Microsoft, but I'm not sure how to start posting on this blog again, now that I've called it quits with certification. I feel a little like you feel when you see your ex at a...