"Woah! The photo thumbnail quality on this phone is truly something!"

or

"Steve Ballmer jumps in the DeLorean to travel back to the future and announce a new, super awesome platform before anybody else"

Hey, I'm sure I've heard of these guys.  Aren't they run by Alan Sugar?

I'll do the pose for the competition as long as you give me my new phone back!

I am an intern and I want to invent Windows 8

Hello ladies, look at the logo, now look at me, now back to the logo, now back to me. What, you think the logo is sexier? Huh?

Announcing Microsoft Bob 7, real life user-friendly counterpart that helps you with all your Windows 7 and Windows Phone 7 needs.

Wow, I'm a Microsoft Interm for this year, I'm only here for two reasons... First being cool to work with Microsoft, but not forgetting I heard that they can escape me from my other phones! Now give my HTC HD7 phone back #windowsphone7

Rafal had already impressed everyone with his perfect Microsoft logo ice sculpture, created entirely with the skillful movements of his chisel-like thumb.

"Wait until you see my life size Steve Ballmer", he said, nodding at the untouched block of ice waiting in front of him.

Rafal's smile soon disappeared when he realised it was his phone they were giving away!

Interns can't afford cars! Using this picture to hitch a lift to Microsoft.

Intern faces giant trough of milk at Microsoft

Dr. Sheldon Cooper joins Microsoft. Bazinga !

"There are interns, and then theres MS Interns!"

and the award for 'Best Body Art in Dedication to a Corporatoion' goes to....

Fred's thumb nail modification seemed like a good idea at the time....