Drooling Monsters Everywhere! (And they're in costumes!!)
Kids of Microsoft employees have it quite easy. Not too long ago I had to run from house to house out in the cold only to discover half the time no one was home or it was the old lady who only gave out dimes or it was a “Can’t college students just buy their own candy?” house.
Now the spawns of full time employees get to hop 5 ft from office to office in a heated environment and pick out whichever candies they want from a big bowl. I swear you could come out with your own weight in goodies if you “Pac-Man”-ed it up and down the halls in such a way as to never overlap. Graph theory at its finest hour.
