One reason (of many) I don't really miss needing the Win32 APIs
My lazy a** is scrolling through the Win32 API Reference. It seems everytime I look through there I see something to amuse.
Today, it's the PathYetAnotherMakeUniqueName Function. "Creates a new filename based on an existing filename." (and takes 4 parameters to do it!!!)
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