Found this one today:
Who is the most inspiring person in the ASP.NET community?
1) Scott Guthrie
2) Phil Hack
3) Scott Hanselman
4) Scott Mitchell
Now this made me think: Did you notice that three of the four candidates are "Scott"s? Is being "Scott"ish a pre-requisite for influential position in the ASP.NET world?
And what about WPF? What name will ensure you getting fame and fortune in the WPF world?
Well, first day at work, a lot of time to think of really important issues...