Friday, May 13, 2005 10:19 AM
by
methylamine
Funny story...funny ha-ha on me :)
A good friend of mine--whose company I'm consulting for right now--emailed me this joke. Too funny...and kind of hit home :)
Thanks for keeping me humble, Ryan!
> A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly
> a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
>
> The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban
> sunglasses and YELL tie, leans out the window and asks the
> cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have
> in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
>
> The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at
> his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure. Why
> not?"
>
> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
> connects it to his AT&T cell phone and surfs to a NASA page on the
> Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to
> get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another
> NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution
> photo.
>
> The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop
> and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg,
> Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot
> that the image has been processed and the data stored.
>
> He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected
> Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads
> all of this data via an email on his Blackberry, and after a few
> minutes, receives a response.
>
> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-
> tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the
> cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."
>
> "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,"
> says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the
> animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the
> trunk of his car.
>
> Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you
> exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
>
> The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,
> "Okay, why not?"
>
> "You're a consultant." says the cowboy. "Wow! That's correct,"
> says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
>
> "No guessing required," answered the cowboy. "You showed up
> here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an
> answer I already knew; to a question I never asked; and you
> don't know anything about my business."
>
> "Now give me back my DOG."