They are never going to learn this one.

Marlins suspend batboy for milk-drinking dare

I'll ignore the suspension issue and talk about the "milk bet" here.

Now this particular bet has been around for a long time. I first heard about it when I was working for the Access team, probably around eight years ago.

Heath, a fellow developer on the team with an office right next door to mine, was certain that he could drink a gallon of milk in an hour without throwing up. He went to CalTech and because of this had a very logical way of thinking this through. He could easily drink one of those one pint milk containers in just a few minutes. So the gallon could be polished off easily since it really is just eight of those one pint containers.

(for those outside the US, there are four quarts to a gallon and two pints to a quart!)

And he had a whole hour to do it, so he could take his time and make it with no problem, right?

Well, actually, it is wrong.

Fellow developer Nicholas Shulman volunteered the explanation for why the bet is never won as Heath was running to the restroom to avoid throwing up in the conference room to which we had all adjourned.

"A stomach," Nick explained with the just the right inflection for irony, "is about a half a gallon."

Milk needs time in the stomach to be broken down before it can go on -- it does a body good, but it needs a little time to do that good. And there is simply no way to break the milk down fast enough to take in a full gallon in an hour. If you try to do so, your body will rebel and if you try and force the issue, your stomach will settle the argument for you.

Perhaps some future CalTech or MIT student who has read this blog will either refuse the bet, or anticipatorily buy something that will break down the milk and drink a bunch of that right before the bet starts.

(via Spencer)